4/10 Aceptable
28 de dic de 2025
The Lemon Inn announces itself before you ever reach the room. Perched on a slope with visible determination, the exterior corridors provide fresh mountain air and the subtle thrill of questioning whether the railings are decorative, structural, or purely aspirational.
Inside, the décor commits fully to garage-sale chic. The drapes—clearly from different eras—were pulled together and secured with a safety pin, a bold statement that function will always outrank aesthetics. The institutional green painted door, encourages calm acceptance rather than resistance.
Electrical planning is imaginative. Wall outlets are hidden like Easter eggs, while a single power strip courageously supports the microwave, refrigerator, and television simultaneously, humming softly as if aware of the stakes.
The door hardware continues the minimalist philosophy. Locks exist more as an idea than a promise, offering just enough reassurance to sleep… eventually.
The bathroom is where the Lemon Inn reaches peak expression. Water pressure is genuinely excellent, suggesting the plumbing remains proud and unbroken. The tub corners are accented with confident black mold, complemented by long black hairs clinging artistically to the side. Nearby, a dollar-store pop-top can of air freshener stands guard beneath the exhaust fan, ready to intervene.
The bed, inexplicably, is very comfortable.
The Lemon Inn: committed, unapologetic, and unforgettable.
Then there is the bathroom, where the Lemon Inn achieves
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