The the amount this place cost, it was absolutely disgusting to know what I paid for what we got.
Check in was slow. The room key didnt work, so they moved us to a different room.
Walked in the room, the light switch didnt work. Sat on the bed and i was squeaky metal.
When pulled back the covers, there were hairs and crumbs.
The bathroom had a nice shower, however took almost 5 minutes for warm enough water to shower to start running.
Towels were less than pleasant, but it was something than nothing.
For $60/night, I'd expect things like this, but for $285/night, it was pretty bad.