I think that one star out of five was about fair for my stay at this place last night. It began pretty awful - there was no parking available on site, or at the Pay and Display alongside, and when I did eventually find a spot the sign said "Maximum Stay 12 hours", well what use is that - most people arrive at a hotel at 5-6pm, and they're not likely to want to move their car at 5am!
Having checked in to my pretty dire room - I could touch both walls all the way along the narrow corridor type room, with uneven floor, and a security latch on the inside of the room door to presumably barricade yourself in - the restaurant was a terrible joke. Yes, I expect a pub restaurant to be a bit rowdy when football is on the TVs, but it was horrendous. Shouting and screaming at the game some people were calling the referee a "f'ing c***' while the staff simply watched on, many children running around screaming to be heard over the raucous din, a slanging match between two tables of people, and a fight between two men at the bar.
I ate as fast as possible (food was v poor too) and retired to my room out of the way. Looked out of the window and say three police cars parked outside, clearly waiting for throwing out time. The slamming doors, shouting, music, screaming tyres, continued past midnight. I stay in modest hotels fairly regularly, and I am confident in the belief that this was my worst ever stay, and when you realise that my stays included a backpackers hostel, that's a low bar!